The greatest golf league in all the land…
SEASON 01
SEASON 02
COMING SOON…
roster.
2025
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Rob Bloomquist
HDCP: 17
OCCUP: Consultant
NICKNAME: Bloomer
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Steve Wilson
HDCP: 9
OCCUP: Drywaller
NICKNAME: Willy
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Mark Johnston
HDCP: 18
OCCUP: No one really knows
NICKNAME: Short Game
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Brandan Soros
HDCP: 5
OCCUP: Arborist
NICKNAME: Bran
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Stuart Larsen
HDCP: 16
OCCUP: Builder
NICKNAME: Stuey
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Justin Schley
HDCP: 10
OCCUP: Grocery Magnate
NICKNAME: Schels
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Bryn Johnson
HDCP: 14
OCCUP: Realtor
NICKNAME: Brynny
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Marc LaFauci
HDCP: 17
OCCUP: Contractor
NICKNAME: LaFooch
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James Price
HDCP: 11
OCCUP: Tile Setter
NICKNAME: JP
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Cory Goldney
HDCP: 16
OCCUP: Garage Floor Artisan
NICKNAME: Goldz
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Chris Jensen
HDCP: 12
OCCUP: Landscape Guru
NICKNAME: Jenny From The Block
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Jamie Larson
HDCP: 14
OCCUP: Realtor
NICKNAME: Jame
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John Larson
HDCP: 14
OCCUP: Design Guru
NICKNAME: Ronnie LD
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Justin Levins
HDCP: 10
OCCUP: Contractor
NICKNAME: Levz
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Tim O'Connor
HDCP: 16
OCCUP: Accountant
NICKNAME: Timbo Slice
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Baxter Redfern
HDCP: 13
OCCUP: Photo/Video Nerd
NICKNAME: Commish
spares.
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Steve Hocking
HDCP: 6
OCCUP: Hmmmm…
NICKNAME: 778.269.3364
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Blair Bourgeault
HDCP: 9
OCCUP: Dudes.
CONTACT: 250.937.9132
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Tyson Taylor
HDCP: 17
OCCUP: Maintenace Man
CONTACT: 306.201.6338
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Joe Damburger
HDCP: 10
OCCUP: Realtor
CONTACT: 250.937.8633
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Holden Price
HDCP: 15
OCCUP: Tiler
CONTACT: 250.248.7724
schedule.
June 4
Morningstar GC
Match 2 - 6m start
Triple Threat
July 30
Arrowsmith G&CC
Wilder Cup - 5:30pm start - Trophy Presentation to follow
Wilder Cup Matches
July 17
Campbell River GC
Teams - 1:30pm start
Shamble
July 23
Eaglecrest
Match 5 - 6pm start
Triple Threat
Sept 19
Coastal Garage and QBMGC present
THE 2026 QBSAGLT OPEN
All of ‘em
Sept 10
Pheasant Glenn
Playoffs Round 1 - 5:30pm start
No Format
Sept 25
Qualicum Memorial
S04 Championsip - 4pm start
No Format
formats.
Wing & String
Teams are able to supplement their shitty play with 3 wings (throws) and 3 string length (provided) improvements. These wings and strings do NOT count as a stroke towards your score and when used strategically, can make even the worst round, slightly less bad.
DISCLAIMER: Shortgame played college ball, get him as a partner. He one time threw a golf ball over a mountain.
Cards
In this format each team pulls a card out of a silky smooth velure pouch held by their paired team. The cards are a crapshoot, green cards are a reward, red cards are a punishment. Each provided pouch has an equal number of green and read cards so draw wisely.
DISCLAIMER: Cards are only drawn on ODD numbered holes; 1, 3, 5, 7, 9.
Portugese Caddy
Who couldn’t use a little help now and then? In this format each team gets 3 kicks to improve their lie. These kicks do NOT count as strokes towards your scorecard. Use them at the right time and a par can become a birdie pretty quick.
DISCLAIMER: I take no ownership of the potential racial implications of this format name.
Triple Threat
Three formats rolled into one. It’s pretty simple, holes 1-3 are played as a scramble, holes 4-6 are played as foursomes aka alternate shot, holes 7-9 are played as a shamble aka teams drive, pick their best drive, then play their own ball into the hole from there. Low score is recorded.
DISCLAIMER: Get yourself a partner who doesn’t suck at golf.